This is an actual Guinness OnStar call transcript:
Guinness OnStar: Hello, Guinness OnStar.
Customer: Thank God! I need your help!
Guinness OnStar: How can we help you Ma’am?
Customer: (sounds of whining kids in back seat)
Guinness OnStar: How can we help you Ma’am?
Customer: I’m just leaving an eight-hour Feis and I swear I’m gonna kill them if they don’t quiet down…I need a Guinness quick!
Guinness OnStar: I’m already on it Ma’am…
Customer: Hurry! I don’t know how long I can hold out!
Guinness OnStar: Is that bottled or draught Ma’am?
Customer: Draught! PLEASE HURRY!
Guinness OnStar: Yes Ma’am, I’ve located a Bennigans only one-half mile south of your location on Edwards Avenue. Do you want me to go ahead and make a reservation for you?
Customer: No thanks, I’ll just use their drive-thru!
Guinness OnStar: Uh, Ma'am, Bennigans doesn't have a drive-thru...
Customer: They will in a few minutes!
Guinness OnStar - We're there when you need one!
2 comments:
Perfect! Where do I get my button/ beer?
Guinness OnStar: BRILLIANT!
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