A little something for the Feis Mom that got you there..

For all you Feis Moms out there on a tight budget...

You just returned from checking the mailbox and your Feis Economic Stimulus Payment Check still hasn’t arrived.

Things are getting tight and you find yourself having to trim back a bit on some of the luxuries of life…

The world cruise on Queen Mary 2 is out this year and, God forbid the shame, you could only afford a “pre-owned” Bentley.

But give up Feis’n?

Never!

No, you’ll just have to cut a few corners…

And that’s where the new spring line of affordable Feis Accessories from “Feis It!” can help ease the pain.

Introducing the new “Feis It!” Wig Container:

(Click on any picture to enlarge)

These protective containers are waterproof, come with a Snap-type lid, easy grip handles and are available in two decorative colors. But you don’t have to use them for just wigs!

These remarkably low cost containers are perfect for all those “Feis Necessities” such as hair supplies, extra socks, and first aid items.

All of the items shown in the picture above were securely packed in just one Feis It! Wig Container!

And what better way to carry your Feis It! Wig Containers to the Feis than inside our inexpensive yet versatile Feis It! Feis Bag!

Or better yet, the new Feis It! Feis Bucket (shown above with optional soft seat).

And if you order now, Feis It! is offering free, for a limited time, customized labels for all your dancer’s containers with his or her name and phone number professionally printed on their containers.

Yes, you longer have to worry about your daughter losing her Feis It!

But wait! There’s more! If you are one of the next one hundred customers Feis It! will include absolutely free, a Feis It! Bumper Sticker which will sure to become a collector’s item.


Order today and find out why Feis Moms everywhere say, “Don’t go to a Feis without your Feis It!”

Coming to a Feis Vendor near you soon!

Excused Absence from School for a Religious Observance

March 11, 2009

Mr. Pooter Bullard
Principal
Blue River Central High School
1234 Central Street
Carriere, MS 39426

Dear Principal Bullard;

This letter is to inform you that Bridget will be absent from school on Tuesday, March 17, to take part in local observances of a major religious holiday.

Bridget will be participating in a variety of enrichment and religious activities commemorating the perseverance and courage of Saint Patrick, the beloved patron Saint of our Irish cultural and religious identity. These activities include parades, sharing of ethnic foods and beverages, and a variety of communal gatherings punctuated by celebratory music, dance and song.

Now Pooter, I feel that a student as bright as Bridget should not suffer adverse or prejudicial consequences from an excused absence for a religious observance and be allowed a reasonable opportunity to make up the schoolwork missed due to the absence. The courts seem to agree with me: (Church of God v. Amarillo Independent School Dist., 511 F. Supp. 613 (N. D. Tex. 1981), aff'd, 670 F. 2d 46 (5th Cir. 1982).

Our aim is that this absence does not affect Bridget’s academic performance nor create a prolonged and costly court battle like the one that occurred in Amarillo, so please let me know if she will need to complete any assignments before March 17, by emailing me at zebadiah_beauregard@yahoo.com.

Sincerely,

Zebadiah Beauregard


Zebadiah Beauregard
1040 Forsythia Blvd
Picayune, MS 39466

Just in time for Saint Patrick's Day! Guinness OnStar

This is an actual Guinness OnStar call transcript:

Guinness OnStar: Hello, Guinness OnStar.

Customer: Thank God! I need your help!

Guinness OnStar: How can we help you Ma’am?

Customer: (sounds of whining kids in back seat)

Guinness OnStar: How can we help you Ma’am?

Customer: I’m just leaving an eight-hour Feis and I swear I’m gonna kill them if they don’t quiet down…I need a Guinness quick!

Guinness OnStar: I’m already on it Ma’am…

Customer: Hurry! I don’t know how long I can hold out!

Guinness OnStar: Is that bottled or draught Ma’am?

Customer: Draught! PLEASE HURRY!

Guinness OnStar: Yes Ma’am, I’ve located a Bennigans only one-half mile south of your location on Edwards Avenue. Do you want me to go ahead and make a reservation for you?

Customer: No thanks, I’ll just use their drive-thru!

Guinness OnStar: Uh, Ma'am, Bennigans doesn't have a drive-thru...

Customer: They will in a few minutes!


Guinness OnStar - We're there when you need one!

Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss!

Monday, March 2nd, is the 105th Annivesary of the incredible Mr. Theodor Seuss Geisel, know to millions (if not billions) of people as simply, Dr. Seuss.

In my humble way of a tribute to him, I'd just like to say...

One Feis
Two Feis
Old Feis
New Feis

From there to here
From here to there
You’ll find a Feis most anywhere!

This Feis isn’t very far.
You can get there in a car!
Leave the house at half past five
And drive
And drive
And drive
And drive!

Get there early
To check the stages
Some of which
Are quite outrageous!
Duct tape squares on linoleum floors
Are sure to help those “slip” jig scores!
And dancers have a frisky day,
On polished floors of wood parquet!

Long wait to dance?
Go check the vendors!
(If you have some legal tender).
Bloomers, Scrungies, Headbands, Wigs
Hardshoes for your Treble Jig!
Custom Shirts,
Made just for you
Toes Tan Butter
And Sock Glue Too!
The one thing sure to make us snicker,
An Irish Dancing Bumper Sticker!

Snatch your dress,
And grab your wig!
You’re up next in the Treble Jig!
Point your toe and lift your chin,
Do you best Feis eating grin!
Heels in, toes out, mind the beat!
Feels like you have two left feet!

North
South
East
West
Which Feis do you think is best?

Some Feis have no place to park,
Others have long lines for marks!
Some Feis have high entry fees,
And some Feis have long lines to pee!

From there to here
From here to there
You’ll find a Feis most anywhere!