Sunday, February 24, 2008

Building a Basement Dance Floor

My daughter’s dance floor is held together by screws and glue, and love, and sweat, and dreams. It’s surrounded by mirrors and the ghosts of every Feis she has attended.

A kangaroo helped to build it.

I have received many requests from Distraught Feis Moms who, although appreciating the chic stylishness of their daughter’s ankle braces, wanted ideas on how to build an inexpensive dance floor with a sprung-wood effect on top of a cement foundation such as a basement.

And now, through the aid of a wonderful Feshin’ family who actually used this approach, we have pictures of the process!

The dance floor is constructed of plywood, lumber cross-braces and closed cell foam.


Top Layer: 1/2 inch plywood or particle board in 4x8 feet sheets.

Middle Layer: 1" x 2" cross braces (1" x 4" cross braces where plywood sheets overlap)

Bottom Layer: 1/2" closed cell foam strips (Use the foam bedding rolls available from camping or surplus stores)

The materials listed above are fairly light-weight and offer extraordinary stability and shock protection. In lieu of the foam, a full carpet or carpet padding offers some shock protection, but not to the same degree as the foam. In either case, a lattice system is still recommended for consistency and stability.

If multiple dancers or large kangaroos are using the floor, you may want to consider heavier grade lumber or plywood.

Additional Supplies:

  • Screws and screwdriver (or better yet, a drill with a screwdriver chuck)
  • Construction-style wood glue and plastic/foam glue tubes
  • Caulking Gun
  • Clamps, tape measure, and various and sundry other dance floor construction paraphernalia (use your imagination)
  • Harp Lager (estimate two beers for each full plywood sheet if two adults are building the dance floor)
  • Age-appropriate beverage of choice for younger assistants

Size:

Use full sheets of plywood in whatever geometrical pattern is appropriate for your basement size and daughter’s dancing dreams (two, three, four or more whole sheets.) It eliminates cutting and keeps the measurement math for the lattice and necessary supplies to a third or fourth grade level. Besides, a kangaroo with a power saw is not a pretty sight.

Create a support lattice with 16 inch by 16 inch squares using the 1" lumber. For the most part, you’ll use 1"x 2" lumber to make the lattices but on the edges, where you are joining two plywood sheets, overlap the sheets with the 1”x 4” lumber.


Attach the lattice to the bottom of the plywood using screws, standard lumber adhesive and caulking guns. I highly recommend the screw/glue combo as it makes for a very stable floor. In addition, after a few beers, glue-squirting caulking guns have immeasurable entertainment value.


Feis dad and daughter assembling the support lattice

Cut the foam pads into long, 1.5 inch strips and glue them to the bottom of the lattice using the same caulking gun with a different glue appropriate for plastic and foam. Build the floor in 4x8 foot sections and assemble them together all at once. Make sure you allow the glue to dry for at least 24 hours prior to using (you also want to let your dance area air out a bit too, or your dancer may be a little light on her feet from glue fumes).

4 x 8 sheet of particle board with lattice and foam (note areas of overlap)

Pre-assembled sheets are laid down and overlapped

Finished dance floor. Note the extra bonus of the mirror wall!

One more thing, don't ever, ever, let the kangaroo put a beer can in the caulking gun!


Trust me on that one!

Letters from Distraught Feis Moms #214

Dear ZandB

My daughter is finally competing at the prizewinner level and appears to have hit a speed bump as she is not placing well. When I asked what we needed to do to improve, our TCRG said my daughter needs more stage presents.

So what kind of presents should we buy? Do I get one for just the adjudicator or for the musician and stage manager too? I've never noticed any other moms giving stage presents, so I assume you have to be discreet about it. How do I make sure the adjudicator knows the present is from my daughter? How much should I spend?

Distraught Feis Mom

Dear Distraught Feis Mom,

My daughter competes at the preliminary championship level and most of the parents give adjudicators ties as stage presents. This practice is so commonplace that mark sheets from champion level competitions often contain the disclaimer:

"Due to ties, you may not have placed as high as this report suggests!"

Hope this helps!

ZandB